Clownbaby, Joe and Paul join the show / Drugs help the economy / Joe tells his story about being in the hospital / All the conspiracies that were following Joe / Going to Mexico to think about it all / Joe's going to the Airforce, I guess / Meat Injections help the mind / Alex Jones clips of the week / Tom Rivers Update / Frat Boy Sing-a-long / Free Speech vs Hurt Feelings / Dumming everyone down / Headlines / Judge loves coke / Cop Gets Lunch and person dies / Darth Vader Robber / Dead Chicken Porch Boy / Woman Steals Fetus / Chinese Man kills over shopping spree / Goat Heads in Brooklynn / Randy Quad Sex Video / Late Night Wars / Star Bucks saves the day / 25 shots in 60 seconds / Obama Talks about Aliens on Jimmy Kimmel / End / Preshow