45: Pilots Be Drunk

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45: Pilots Be Drunk

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109 minutes

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Aug 29, 2019

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This week the girls are back with lots of talk about Hawaii and the introduction of Dottie. Getting old sucks, weird dreams and lots of listener questions.

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Released:

Aug 29, 2019

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Childhood best friends, Pata Fria and Crystal share the personal dysfunction in their lives, view on news, gossip, politics and so much more. Nothing is off limits, and everything is funny.

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45: Pilots Be Drunk

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