#061: Let‘s Go... BRANDON?

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#061: Let‘s Go... BRANDON?

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68 minutes

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Nov 19, 2021

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The boys talk about pee jugs and lot lizards, Kyle Rittenhouse, and wasting money on weddings when the divorce will cost more.

Released:

Nov 19, 2021

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Comedian Dave Weasel and lazy pervert Brandon Collins bring you opposite views of current events and our horrible lives. TWITTER: @valleyboyspod INSTAGRAM: @valleyboyspodcast

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#008 Apu Only Live Once: The boys accidentally get drunk and talk about Apu from the Simpsons, overly obsessed sports fans, and fight about politics. Dave gets all three "California, Florida, or Canada Man" questions correct by cheating. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#011 Mark Hayes & Kalea McNeill: The boys are joined by comedians Mark Hayes & Kalea McNeill for some dirty personal stories, light roasting, and day drinking. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#021 Alia Janine: Comedian and former adult actress Alia Janine join the boys to talk about her two career paths, quarantine drug deals, predators in entertainment, and sharting. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#004 Dick Rivers: Infamous rock radio legend and club owner Dick Rivers joins the boys to be grilled about the $300 he stiffed Dave 10 years ago. by Valley Boys Podcast
86 min listen
#002 The Pot(belly) Calling The Kettle Fat: The boys talk about cancel culture, Brandon's wrestling career, and how to sneak down to better seats at sporting events. by Valley Boys Podcast
62 min listen
#012: Pomona Virus: The boys talk about the coronavirus, Joe Biden's AR-14, Alex Jones' DWI, and Brandon's weed and prostitute addiction. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#023 Anthony Rogers: Missouri Republican House nominee Anthony Rogers joins the boys to tag-team Dave's dirty socialist beliefs. It's a bloodbath. by Valley Boys Podcast
63 min listen
#056: Dallas Tribute: They discuss mailing meth in Florida, revenge farts, and pay tribute to Dallas, Brandon's late pet Greyhound. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#015: Jessimae Peluso: The boys are joined by comedian Jessimae Peluso and discuss the quarantine and lockdown, when we're going to turn to cannibalism, horse ladies, Tiger King, and Jessimae speculates Brandon and Dave's potential homosexuality. by Valley Boys Podcast
59 min listen
#017: Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles: The boys discuss the 'rona idiots going to the beach, Spirit Airlines being a 'tube full of demons', and Brandon recounts his first acid trip that happened the night before. by Valley Boys Podcast
53 min listen
#044: Corporate Pride Month: The boys talk about corporations turned Pride Month into a branded holiday, the pointless Friends reunion, and how Dave catfished men on Tinder with his sister's picture to bring people to a comedy show. by Valley Boys Podcast
60 min listen
#006 Movin' On Up: Recorded from their new digs at the 'Shit Shack' in Beverly Hills, the boys talk about the Aaron Hernandez documentary, legalized prostitution, and successfully blaming farts on a cat for five years. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#020: Mark Normand: Comedian Mark Normand joins the boys to talk about Comedy!, his new special Out To Lunch (on YouTube now), cancel culture, and Brandon's surgery where he got his ribs removed to suck his own... by Valley Boys Podcast
46 min listen
#007 Swipe Left: The boys get a little political, talk about jokes going too far, Antonio Brown, transgender people on dating sites, and read out your break up stories. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#029: Work of "God": The boys talk about the presidential transition, predictions for the year, commie bastards, and how Brandon might be the Nightstalker by Valley Boys Podcast
62 min listen
#076: Mullet Junkie: The boys discuss Brandon's new back-length mullet, the term 'slut' being gender neutral, and what Roe v. Wade means for these poor, poor men by Valley Boys Podcast
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#014 Brandon Blackburn: While in complete Los Angeles lockdown, the boys are joined remotely by former CIA officer Brandon Blackburn who divulges government secrets like Osama Bin Laden's porn collection. Dave rundowns Tiger King and blames a secret fart on Brandon. by Valley Boys Podcast
75 min listen
#013: Los Angeles Lockdown: While in full lockdown, the boys discuss hoarding cheap beer, being fat, and Brandon's tasteless jokes online. by Valley Boys Podcast
59 min listen
#025 The Saucy Ape: The boys talk about terrible habits formed during the lockdown, share horror stories, and stage an intervention for Brandon's marijuana addiction. by Valley Boys Podcast
68 min listen
#016: Tyrannosaurus Wrecked: The boys get drunk on malt liquor people typically buy with change found in the couch, debate if wrestling matters, the election, and bad quarantine neighbors. by Valley Boys Podcast
76 min listen
#035: Too Old For Matt Gatez: In honor of Matt Gatez, the boys rehash their drunkest stories, describe crazy encounters in LA, and how they'd fake a personal injury lawsuit by Valley Boys Podcast
60 min listen
#034: Chicken: The boys discuss meth use with Florida middle schoolers, breakups, being on speakerphone against your will, and taking unflattering naked pictures of yourself. by Valley Boys Podcast
59 min listen
#022 Jessica Kirson: Comedian Jessica Kirson joins the boys to discuss her standup special TALKING TO MYSELF, performing during the quarantine, and old tweets coming back from the dead. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#009 Jimmy Dore & Steve Lewis: The boys are joined by Comedian Jimmy Dore and Steve Lewis and talk about all things greasy in American politics and culture, and Brandon smokes up the Shit Shack. by Valley Boys Podcast
131 min listen
#052: Sky Pig: The boys talk about their worst relationships, filming public freak outs, and speculate on how Brandon would make an excellent drunk air marshal by Valley Boys Podcast
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