Cousin Sal and the Degenerate Trifecta start the show recapping Serena Williams's first-round US Open win and the celebration that went on after. Harry doesn’t want to rain on her parade but thinks she’ll lose in the next round against a higher-seeded opponent. Aaron Judge hits his 50th home run in a Yankees loss and Sal is still bitter that he is the AL MVP favorite. The guys discuss the news Jimmy Garoppolo will be staying with the 49ers as Parlay Kid thinks while a good situation for the team this isn’t a good sign for Trey Lance. This leads to them discussing which backup they think will win the most games this season as Harry picks Trevor Siemian even though he thinks the Bears will be the worst team in the league. Next, the guys hit their running back props for the season as Parlay Kid predicts a big season from Dalvin Cook. Everything is going fine until Harry picks a Jalen Hurts for one of his prop picks even though he is a quarterback, confusing everyone. Sal stresses taking the under for all these future props and wonders if he could start an advisor company doing this. Sal brings up Harry buying his wife a car and the guys wonder if he got a good deal on it or more likely if Ken got a good deal on it. Finally, they close things out with baseball picks as Parlay Kid is back on the Mets!