Episode 3 - Maddy and Jordan, 2 Girls No Guest

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Episode 3 - Maddy and Jordan, 2 Girls No Guest

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38 minutes

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Apr 1, 2020

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Maddy and Jordan fly solo and get into it about Wild N Out, the horrors of out of town friends, student debt, having kids, and how to steal from Wegmans.
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Apr 1, 2020

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Episode 1 - First Episode?? Hell yea!: Guest Isabel Hagen just appeared on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, and now she's sitting down with the Flat Bottom Girls to tackle this week's topic: how to feed yourself in NYC. Submitted by Maddy's sister, @friendilysmith. Shoutout to... by Flat Bottom Girls
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Episode 2 - Andrew Schiavone’s Guide to Tinder: The Flat Bottom Girls sit down with Andrew Schiavone (Panic Attacking podcast, Sirius XM, Maddy’s boyfriend) and discuss this week’s topic: fast food. Also, Jordan and Maddy debate the pros and cons of bowling. Got a topic you’d like to hear on... by Flat Bottom Girls
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Flatbottom Girls Coming Soon: Hosts Jordan Jensen (JFL) and Maddy Smith (Wild'n Out) cover topics sent in by you! Welcome to Flatbottom Girls! by Flat Bottom Girls
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Episode 3 - Maddy and Jordan, 2 Girls No Guest: Maddy and Jordan fly solo and get into it about Wild N Out, the horrors of out of town friends, student debt, having kids, and how to steal from Wegmans. by Flat Bottom Girls
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Do You Forgive Me?: The girls catch up virtually from their personal NYC hell holes and discuss the pros and cons of quarantine. They come to the conclusion that there are no pros! Nah jk. Then they cover this week's topic: a time when you forgave someone. by Flat Bottom Girls
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Eavesdropping: Maddy and Jordan pod from their Brooklyn hovels to speculate on the aftermath of Covid, their coping mechanisms for Quarantine. They also spend a chunk of time eaves dropping on Jordan's neighbor having sex. by Flat Bottom Girls
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What I Like About You: Jordan and Maddy discuss breakups and what they value in relationships. Jordan is going through a break up but understands why the relationship wouldn't work anyway. They also talk about sex vs. intellectual compatability in relationships and which is... by Flat Bottom Girls
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NYC Primaries: How to Vote: Jordan and Maddy talk about quarantine, protests, and then sit down with Noa Wesley to discuss the upcoming NY primary election and how to vote. by Flat Bottom Girls
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Phase 2: Jordan and Maddy continue to discuss the phases of their life, going in depth to Maddy's depression tinder sex days and Jordan's tattoos. by Flat Bottom Girls
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It's British: Maddy and Jordan have a tipsy Michael Rowland back on the pod. This one is really off the rails and you will love it. by Flat Bottom Girls
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Make Yourself at Home: Description: Maddy and Jordan catch up and discuss Nebraska, Maryland, and everything in between. This week's topic: things that are hard about staying in other people's homes. by Flat Bottom Girls
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First Love: The girls get together on Zoom to discuss this week's topic: first love. They also have a heated discussion about men's fashion. Enjoy! by Flat Bottom Girls
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Male doctors suck!: Jordan finally got the meds she needed for her hypo thyroid condition and her PMDD and she’s walking on air. Maddy reminisces on blacking out in upstate NY. They both agree that the thought of having sex with a stranger sounds awful. by Flat Bottom Girls
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Episode 5 - Mike Rowland vs Peter from the Bachelor: Maddy Smith (Wild'n Out) and Jordan (JFL) sit down with Mike Rowland and discuss PMS, doggy style and a complete critical analysis of the most recent season of the Bachelor. by Flat Bottom Girls
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We Need Co-dependents Anonymous: Jordan naturally resists the notion of therapy but Maddy is really into it because her therapist has calmed her during the pandemic. Maddy talks about some of the shitty therapists she's dealt with and then the gals go off on a tangent about social... by Flat Bottom Girls
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Jordan fixed her OCD with LSD: Maddy and Jordan continue to discuss phases of their life. Jordan talks about her experience with OCD as a kid and how an acid trip kinda fixed it. Maddy has an internal debate about doing shrooms which she may do this summer. by Flat Bottom Girls
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Philosophizing Stand Up: Jordan and Maddy have a lengthy discussion about their feelings on comedy, their careers, and some goals for moving forward as artists in an industry that is currently barely alive. They get into the nitty gritty of the stand up grind and the... by Flat Bottom Girls
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Phased Out: Jordan and Maddy tackle this week's topic: phases they've been through. From emo music and punk style to Urban Outfitters cardigans, they've done it all! Next week's episode will expand on this topic. by Flat Bottom Girls
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Wedding Dresses for Red Heads: Jordan and Maddy shoot da shit and talk about how unwell they’ve been this month and some of the routines they’ve been sticking to during this time. Jordan took a 3 hour bath to help her PMS and Maddy eats a lot of bread and calls it self care. by Flat Bottom Girls
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Comedy Philosophy Part 2: Jordan and Maddy are once again picking apart the careers and lives they’ve chosen for themselves! They’re doing outdoor shows and panicking about the future of comedy. Enjoy! by Flat Bottom Girls
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Sexipode: Maddy and Jordan Can Do It Themselves by Flat Bottom Girls
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Positive Pod: For the love of god a positive pod! Maddy and Jordan attempt to devise a plan on how to stay sane come fall and winter. by Flat Bottom Girls
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Trump has COVID!! by Flat Bottom Girls
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We Hate Ourselves!! by Flat Bottom Girls
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Wedding Dresses for Red Heads: Jordan and Maddy shoot da shit and talk about how unwell they’ve been this month and some of the routines they’ve been sticking to during this time. Jordan took a 3 hour bath to help her PMS and Maddy eats a lot of bread and calls it self care. by Flat Bottom Girls
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Episode 3 - Maddy and Jordan, 2 Girls No Guest

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