Death and S**t

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Death and S**t

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Sep 26, 2022

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In case you were looking for a good pick-me-up episode, don't hold your breath because this podcast is nothin' but death and s**t! But of course, if you're into that sort of thing, then look no further. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw

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Sep 26, 2022

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Comedians Dave Williamson and Forrest Shaw became pals when starting Stand Up in Miami, FL many years ago. Both are experienced Watermen and still aquatic enthusiasts, they both now live in the sea air of Los Angeles. Enjoy their stories of Comedy, growing up in Florida, and whatever else comes up. They are...The Mermen.

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Welcome to The Mermen Podcast!: What do two comedians from Florida have in common? You'd think it's a love for the art of comedy, right? Nope. Answer is they both swim like majestic angels in the ocean. Yup. You read that right. For they are The Mermen! Join comedians Dave... by The Mermen
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Super Miami: And we're live! This week, the guys share some of their aquatic journeys, Dave surprises Forrest with a personalized song, and of course, things get super Miami. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw by The Mermen
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The Little Mermaid: This week, the guys talk about their rival podcast, The Little Mermaid, and kissing belly buttons. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw by The Mermen
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Elon Musk Dad Jokes: This week, the guys talk about Forrest putting Dave's kids through college with hypothetical lottery winnings, Dave being mistaken for a MAGA supporter at the voting polls, and Elon Musk having the worst dad jokes. Follow Dave on all socials... by The Mermen
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Fuddruckers Fame: This week, the guys talk about Dave being famous at Fuddruckers, Forrest's irrational fear of flying because of a story he heard of his uncle who may or may not be dead, and they both discuss starting their own business where they dress as Mermen and... by The Mermen
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Florida Man: This week, the guys talk about Forrest being hunted down for money, the Florida man, and seeing dead bodies. Real light and chipper, this episode. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw by The Mermen
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Showering with Dave: This week, the guys are both zooming in from across the globe as they tour but we're able to check in and hear about the many different options for cleaning your ass after a dump, their messages of congratulations to France for winning the World Cup... by The Mermen
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Pocket Full of Bullets: This week, the guys talk about their "glory days" of acting, how they would do if they were in the military, and Forrest almost getting hit with a bullet at a laundromat. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates... by The Mermen
56 min listen
Delinquent Camp: This week, the guys talk about getting kicked out of summer camp, getting bullied in the showers, and getting booed while j***ing off to The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates... by The Mermen
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Death and S**t: In case you were looking for a good pick-me-up episode, don't hold your breath because this podcast is nothin' but death and s**t! But of course, if you're into that sort of thing, then look no further. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and... by The Mermen
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A Mermen Halloween: This week, the guys talk about some past costumes that would for sure get you canceled today and Forrest does Batman ASMR. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to their albums, go to... by The Mermen
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Betting it All on Ms. Pac-Man: This week, the guys talk about compulsive gambling and somehow relate it to Ms. Pac-Man, Dave getting in his speedo and joining random people's water polo games, and they discover an unknown beef between two of their listeners. Follow Dave on all... by The Mermen
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Call a Cuban: This week, the guys talk about Forrest getting sleep tests done, Dave's email bromance with Apple CEO Tim Cook, and they phone a friend, but not just any friend! A Cuban friend. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour... by The Mermen
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Apologize to Manti Te'o!: This week, the guys talk about caffeine pills being the strongest drug out there, how everyone owes Manti Te'o an apology, and they read out fan reviews! Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour dates and links to... by The Mermen
53 min listen
All Aboard the Dave Plane: This week, Forrest finds out for the first time that Dave is a certified pilot (and probably shouldn't be), and talk about a story where real life mermaids save a man from drowning in California. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest... by The Mermen
59 min listen
Foot Fetish Fiasco: This week, the guys call their good friend John Wynn to talk about the time he was tricked into a foot fetish photo shoot, they recall a story where Dave accidentally almost got Forrest's ass kicked, and they listen to voicemails that have been... by The Mermen
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Dolphin Pregnancy Test: This week, the guys talk about Forrest finding a sketchy briefcase filled with cash, dolphins giving unexpected pregnancy announcements, and Dave being accused of asking to see boobs while referring a girls' water polo game. Follow Dave on all socials... by The Mermen
61 min listen
World Cup and Chicken F***ing: This week, the guys give their predictions on the World Cup, use a Merman name generator to discover their true Merman alter egos, and they listen to voicemails left by fans involving an inbred cousin having their way with a chicken... Guess these are... by The Mermen
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Dave's Biggest "Fan": This week, the guys talk about how every state knows what's going on with California's politics except Californians, this time of year being the best for sports, and we hear a review left by Dave's biggest "fan". Follow Dave on all socials... by The Mermen
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Year-In-Review: This week, the guys talk about their favorite things from the past year, Forrest tells a story about how he got roped into treating Jim Jefferies to a $400 meal, and Dave is schooled on Bad Bunny and SZA to stay hip with the times. Follow Dave on all... by The Mermen
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When the Shrooms Kick In: This week, the guys talk about Gallagher and his bizarre legacy he left behind, Dave being the go-to man for covering up a positive drug test, and shrooms making B-Real from Cypress Hill hilarious. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest... by The Mermen
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Cruise Ship Comedy Disasters: This week, the guys talk about being saved from a bad Valentine's Day date, the many experiences comedians get when performing on a cruise, and how Dave faints when high on weed. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For... by The Mermen
58 min listen
The Cayman Island Ball Fondler: This week, Forrest zooms in from his COVID isolation cave to talk about questionable methods of testing your sense of smell, stories from The Cayman Islands involving an infamous ball fondler, and they listen to more voicemails left from fans. Follow... by The Mermen
57 min listen
Don't F*** with Sharks: This week, the guys talk about the struggles Cubans face coming to this country, sharks getting a bad rap for being vicious, and the English language being unrecognizable in Scotland and other parts of the world. Follow Dave on all socials... by The Mermen
63 min listen
Flamingos for Sale: This week, the guys talk about Dave being the best dad, Forrest regretting investing in a trailer with Dave's face on it, and Dave tries to get to the bottom of who put a Craigslist listing up for lawn flamingos attached to his phone number. Follow... by The Mermen
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Captain America's Most Wanted: This week, the guys talk about Dave rising to fame being America's Most Wanted and also auditioning for Captain America, Forrest losing drugs in a cab, and we listen to some more voicemails! Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest... by The Mermen
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Beer, Donuts, and Freedom: This week, the guys show their true American colors by sipping on some Bud Lights, having a donut eating contest, and of course, having a good ol' USA chant no one asked for. ( Beer, Donuts, and Freedom | Ep 43 | The Mermen Podcast ) ⏩ Follow Dave... by The Mermen
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Spring Break and Porn Sets Lessons: This week, the guys talk about spring break in Miami, Forrest's Airbnb possibly being listed for p*rn productions, and how they both stayed at the worst hotel known to man. Follow Dave on all socials @DaveWComedy and Forrest @ForrestShaw For tour... by The Mermen
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Football is Stupid: This week, the guys talk about Dave's rash, diarrhea, and gall bladder problems, they try some Australian candy sent in to them, and Forrest goes on a rant about how football is a stupid sport. Super Bowl Special, people. Follow Dave on all socials... by The Mermen
62 min listen

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