It's Cage Match Monday! Two films enter! One film leaves! Which will be crowned the CAGIEST? This week we have Vampire's Kiss (1989) pitted against Drive Angry (2011)! Are we getting through to you, Alva?!? 
Vampire's Kiss features Nicolas Cage in one of his most nouveau shamanic roles as Peter Lowe, a publisher who may or may not be turning into a vampire. The film costars Maria Conchita Alonso, Jennifer Beals, and Elizabeth Ashley. Inspired by German expressionism, Cage's performance has become the stuff of legend and countless internet memes. 
 
Drive Angry is pure grind house and unadulterated fun. Cage stars as John Milton, a man who has returned from hell to find his granddaughter before she is sacrificed by a satanic cult. The film costars Amber Heard, William Fichtner, Billy Burke and David Morse, but Cage's hair and stone faced delivery steal the show. 
Who will be voted the CAGIEST and move on to the next round? Tune in to find out!