Do you collapse in a puddle of jizz when mitosis is discussed, or shudder with pleasure when Shakespeare’s Love’s Labour’s Lost is debated? Professional game master and philomath Jeffrey Allen Hayes is baffled by his knowledge-based public ejaculation problem, as is the staff at his college’s student health center. The doctor can only prescribe an individualized educational program and assign a special needs caregiver - till an offhand comment from Jeffrey’s college roommate delivers the diagnosis he truly needs to hear. #Sproing #FreePass    Song: ‘Freedom Within’ (Michael Martinez)   About the Storyteller:   Jeffrey Allen Hayes has won the audience-awarded Best of Bawdy title multiple times. He holds an MA in Drama Therapy and works as a professional game master, facilitating games like dungeons and dragons with a focus on emotional growth and healing.   Episode links:   Like a Kitten:  As the holidays approach, are you looking for a thoughtful gift for your partner or friend that will skyrocket their sex life? Look no further than Like A Kitten; Like A Kitten offers 24 creatively-themed boxes for any occasion that will encourage you to play in ways that you never imagined before. And Right now, Like A Kitten is offering Bawdy Storytelling’s listeners 15% off! Just go to https://likeakitten.com/dixie OR enter code DIXIE at checkout.    Dipsea is an app full of hundreds of short, sexy audio stories designed by women, for women. They bring scenarios to life with immersive soundscapes and characters, no matter who you’re into or what turns you on. New content is released every week, so in between listening to your favorite stories, again and again, you can always find something new to explore. And for listeners of this show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to  DipseaStories.com/DIXIE   Upcoming Workshops:    My Sex and Storytelling workshop is finally here! ‘How to Be Bawdy: Dixie’s Secret System for Uncensored Storytelling’ is the Sex and Storytelling workshop you’ve been asking for. Work with Dixie and a small cohort of sex-positive students to find, craft and tell your own stories in a fun, open-minded environment. The workshop includes 2 levels to choose from: The Everything But Level is for the curious but shy, and the All the Way level includes private coaching sessions with me, a final performance and a video of your story to share. My last 6 workshops sold out, and this is the first time I’m offering this highly anticipated Sex and Storytelling course, so register now at  https://tinyurl.com/HowToBeBawdy   ‘Storytelling to get the Sex you Want’: I’ll be teaching this new 2 hour workshop on Sunday, January 8th  (11 AM - 1 PM PST). I can teach you how to turn a personal story into a proven way to break the ice, connect on dating sites, and engage with new people (and it’s a fun activity for friends to do together). The workshop is only $29, so invite a friend and spread the word!  Tickets are at https://STGTSYW.eventbrite.com   Midori’s Consent Dojo #19: Consent in the Art of Storytelling  With Guest Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour    This Holiday season, please consider a donation to Bawdy Storytelling. Your gift of any amount will help us keep our head above water this winter, while our live shows are on pause and income is sparse. Our donation links are:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour Every single dollar helps right now - and THANK YOU!   What’s the Best way to support Bawdy? By Becoming a Patreon member. This  means that you’ll provide ongoing monthly support to your favorite show and podcast. Join Bawdy’s Patreon now and you’ll get exclusive Patreon-only rewards, and my eternal gratitude. As a Bawdy Patreon member, your monthly membership ensures that our podcast, live shows and livestreams can continue. Become a Member now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy    Wanna work one-on-one with