Happy birthday! Join us as we begin our salute to all holiday specials, but mostly the Christmas ones by attempting to answer questions no one asked about the 1969 Rankin/Bass TV special, Frosty the Snowman.  ****  ? Guest:  Brandon Medley (@brandmed, Blessed Are the Geek).  ****  ? Topics & Tangents:  1. How to easily escape a locked greenhouse.  2. When does something you throw away stop legally being yours?  3. Oatmeal is a perfectly adorable name for a snowman.  4. Frosty Day in Armonk, New York.  5. A closer look at the absurdly long and zigzagged train route to the North Pole.  6. How long it would actually take to write, “I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty,” a million times.  7. The stupidest places we’ve ever been dropped off.  ****  “Frosty the Snowman” © 1969 Rankin/Bass Productions, Inc.  Full show notes with links at adventcalendar.house.  Say hi on Twitter @adventcalhouse.