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12 Dorks of Christmas
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Length:
63 minutes
Released:
Dec 21, 2022
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Podcast episode
Description
FURTHER DORKSCUSSION:The 12 Dorks of Christmas:Best:Food: Stuffing (Ben), Nuts & Bolts (Lexi)Movie: Muppet Family Christmas (Lexi), A Muppet Christmas Carol (Ben)Song: I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas by Gayla Peevey (Lexi), Carol of the Bells (Ben)Character: Zero from Nightmare Before Christmas (Lexi), Ice-Type Jesus (Ben)Tradition: Opening one gift on Christmas Eve (Ben), Christmas morning (Lexi)Alternative: Solstice (Lexi & Ben)Worst:Food: Cheap Christmas candy (Lexi), Gingerbread House kits (Ben)Movie: Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (Lexi), Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Ben)Song: I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas by Gayla Peevey (Ben), I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas (Lexi)Character: Billy Bob Thornton as Bad Santa (Lexi), Tim Allen as Santa Claus (Ben)Tradition: Pictures with mall Santas (Lexi), Getting together with family (Ben)Alternative: Sitting at home crying (Ben), Being sick for Christmas (Lexi)BONUS CONTENT:Jess' picks:Best:Food: Sticky buns (Christmas Day breakfast since I was a kid) Movie: Nightmare Before Christmas Song: Christmas Without You by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Character: The Grinch Tradition: My mom gives everyone really elaborate stockings with little trinkets and snacks and we open them all together - it's v cute Alt: Hanukkah (one of my aunts and my cousins are Jewish and I think it's a dope holiday) Worst:Food: chocolate oranges Movie: Jingle All the Way (one of the worst movies I've ever seen, period) Song: All I Want For Christmas Is You - I can't really describe why but something about this song just is like nails on a chalkboard to me Character: Frosty the Snowman (just like so cloying in every interpretation) Tradition: My family plays Monopoly on Christmas Day and it's SO LONG AND TERRIBLE Alt: Boxing DaySOCIALS:Here's where you can find us!Lexi' Hunt's website and twitter and instagramBen Rankel's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca / Comixology / Ind!go / Renegade ArtsJess Schmidt's website, twitter and instagramDork Matter's website(WIP) and twitter and instagram and redditHaving fun dorking out with Lexi & Ben? Help us get the word out by giving Dork Matters a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your pods. We'd appreciate it!“I'm going to tear off your skin like wrapping paper and deck the halls with your guts!” - Robot Santa
Released:
Dec 21, 2022
Format:
Podcast episode
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