The Monarchy Sucks w/ Jim Jefferies | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 184 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Podcast

John Stamos Was Bullied For His Looks | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 209: On this episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, John Stamos joins Bert to talk about fame, getting sober, and The Beach Boys. Stamos also opens up about being bullied for his looks and the loss of Bob Saget. The two discuss Don Rickles, the Olsen twins, burning bridges, and the importance of giving it your all. Other topics include: General Hospital, Howard Stern, and family. Tom comes up quite a bit, as well. John’s new book is available now and it sounds like there are a lot of crazy stories in it. Check it out! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

120 min listen

What Kind of Car is Your Wife? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 213: Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the subtle art of beard dyeing, grooming near the groin, midlife crisis energy and much more! Plus, Bert shares some sober realizations he's had recently while being "California sober", and reveals to Tom how he's felt being a little bit lighter. The Bears also debate what type of car their wives are, the greatness of Michael Jordan, gorgeous football players, and discuss why being present is so satisfying. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

72 min listen

The Dream Team w/ Ryan Sickler | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 185: It's another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear, comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! They talk about how wild the stories on Sickler's patreon is, discuss sex parties and share their most embarrassing sports moments. They share wild stories of Larry Bird talking trash, the Dream Team, and OJ Simpson. They talk about famous athletes with AIDs, freak athletes, trade coach stories and discuss athletes who smoke and party. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

80 min listen

Women Have It Good w/ Yannis Pappas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 183: Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Yannis Pappas on this week’s 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss the old times, speeding, homelessness, exclusivity and wait for things, their experiences in therapy, and how Yannis is cheating on his therapists, and very cool guys Greg Hardy, Ray Rice, Woody Allen, and Bernie Madoff. Yannis also shares the story of how he got shot, and his experience recovering from it. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

83 min listen

Beer Olympics | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 198: This week we bring you 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer… in 4K! The bears are back in their Austin den and Bert tells Tom all about The Beer Olympics hosted by Bussin’ With The Boys, surrounded by ELITE athletes like Taylor Lewan, David Bakhtiari, Michael Chandler, and Shane Gillis. Tom then shares with Bert that their overweight producer, Nadav, has been challenged and is training for the NYC Marathon. Bert shows how strong he’s become and shares his personal experiences and advice with Nadav for the upcoming marathon. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

73 min listen

Wildest Shark Attacks w/ Theo Von | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 197: This week we have a very special 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear Theo Von! They discuss having sunglass options, old school comedians with gimmicks, Matt Rife, and the evolution of getting on TV shows. They talk about Ole Miss and LSU College Football. They discuss how money has the potential to demotivate you and the feeling of making people laugh. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

82 min listen

Flying Death Traps | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 193: It’s a week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with your favorite bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They start off with talking about Bert’s distrust in Doctor Quacks, terrifying hot air balloons, Bert’s current struggles that he should discuss with a therapist and some wild food adventures. They discuss their kids, chloroform and fun challenges and what state would be the most fun to move to. They trade stories about their first times with girls, talk about sexual fluidity throughout history and talk about the next possible 2 Bears Live! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

71 min listen

I Almost Died | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 199: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They bears start off with sharing how they recently dealt with conflict resolution between them, spray tans, the worst picture of Bert yet, and the Just For Laughs Comedian of the Year award. The bears see if you can cure stinky body parts, they discuss surfing, and Tom shares a story of how he almost drowned. They wrap up the episode with reviewing videos of Great White Sharks, Orcas and Polar Bears attacking people. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

64 min listen

Our Big Announcement | 2 Bears, 1 Cave by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

69 min listen

Ep. 16 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: What do the 2 Bears get up to in the cave this week? First, Tom and Bert show off hats that they're not sure if they can sell or not, but if guys like them, we'll figure something out! Then we get on the subject of Tom's new found love for speaking... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

70 min listen

Ep. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Greg Louganis hates Bert Kreischer. Tom Segura gets the scoop from Bert as he rehashes his time on reality TV show "Reality Bites Back." The conversation shifts to one of the cast members on Bert's season who created the craziest comedy class in all... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

84 min listen

Ep. 158 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: It’s another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and it is a WILD episode! Sober October is over and it’s Berty Boy’s birthday! The Bears discuss their favorite comics and throw shade at every comedian that’s slighted them, they discuss the tragic news about Takeoff from Migos, and then Tom reveals possibly the BEST birthday gift ever for Bert! The bears then discuss Diddy’s wild Halloween interaction with actor from the show Power, Michael J. Ferguson, as well as other scary dudes in hip hop. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

81 min listen

The Rise of Matt Rife | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 207: Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Matt Rife for this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss Matt's meteoric rise to fame, Matt's time on Wild 'n Out, Netflix comedy specials vs. YouTube comedy specials, crowd work and hecklers, dealing with negative feedback, Matt plans to buy his mom a house, and much more! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

96 min listen

Ep. 152 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Joe Rogan: It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and we have guest bear Joe Rogan! We talk about Joe beating Enny in arm wrestling right before cameras started rolling, how athletic Bert Kreischer actually is, and the parameters for Sober October this year. The bears talk about Mark Zuckerberg going on Joe Rogan Experience, failed attempts at canceling Joe, some wild videos on Instagram, and famous mobsters and hitmen. They review Evander Holyfield and Michael Jordan's unsellable homes, Francis Ngannou, and food based Instagram profiles. They talk about Sam's Tailor, the Fatty Arbuckle controversy, how unique Joey Diaz is, and how Joe and Tom met. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

108 min listen

The Hottest Instagrams | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 165: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! We start with Bert learning about numbers in other languages, they talk about countries they would run away to, and Bert really considers starting an Only Fans page. Tom then shows Bert a WILD loophole some Instagram models found and they look up the girlfriends of George Clooney, Chris Hemsworth, Henry Cavil. They talk about Nate Diaz and freak athletes like Barry Sanders and Charlie Ward. We call Bert's wife, LeeAnn, and ask her about vacations, boy shorts and selling nudes online. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

68 min listen

Ep. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Bert Kreischer is burning his mouth on an Uncrustable while Tom Segura laughs. That’s how this episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave begins. The only way to follow that is with a history lesson. Plus, we find out about Tom’s parenting misstep and about what a... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

75 min listen

Ep. 153 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Duncan Trussell: Duncan Trussell joins Tom Segura in Bert Kreischer’s place for this week’s “2 Bears, 1 Cave.” They discuss the new Armie Hammer documentary, Vlad the Impaler, North Korea, UFOs, Mos Def, Ted Bundy, and the Mari Aoki phenomenon. They also swap stories about “relieving themselves” on airplanes. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

86 min listen

Jacked w/ Kumail Nanjiani | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 164: This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer welcomes guest bear Kumail Nanjiani. They discuss Kevin Hart, writers rooms they've been on, and all the different scenes in standup. Kumail talks about growing up in Pakistan, starting in comedy, and being cool on film sets. Kumail talks about the Chicago comedy scene, Silicon Valley and Portlandia. They discuss acting, Saturday Night Live, Kumail getting JACKED, and Welcome to Chippendales on Hulu. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

100 min listen

Ep. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: The 2 Bears are back in the 1 Cave and Sober October is almost at the half way point. The wheels are coming off in some ways and we find out if Bert's family would be sad if he left us. Did you know you can text P. Diddy and other celebrities now? We... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

71 min listen

Ep. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: The 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave today. Bert just got off the road, how is he doing? Tom and Bert are starting to realize they have no hobbies, so they start to entertain the idea of starting one. Will Bert become a... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

103 min listen

Ep. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: It's the debut of the biggest Super Podcast to date! 2 BEARS 1 CAVE! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer have joined forces inside the YMH studios to get together as best friends and talk about anything and everything! Tom and Bert compare themselves to... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

79 min listen

Ep. 160 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Quentin Tarantino: Bert Kreischer is still recovering from his heart surgeries so Tom Segura asked Quentin Tarantino to step in as a guest bear! Go check out Quentin’s new book “Cinema Speculation” and his podcast “The Video Archives!” Quentin discusses his new book, the journey of green lighting Pulp Fiction as well as the decisions made for casting. Tom asks Quentin about accents in Inglorious Bastards, Michael Parks in Kill Bill, and the “Top Gun is Gay” monologue. They discuss forced diversity casting in films, Quentin’s opinion on Alfred Hitchcock movies, and Quentin’s plan for his last film. Quentin talks about writing for TV, Tom reveals Quentin inspired him to film his own projects, Leonardo DiCaprio, and they share their thoughts on all the Marvel movies. They discuss stories about Don Rickles, Robert De Niro, and then Quentin roasts Tom. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

89 min listen

Ep. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer: This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is still on his Euro-tour and couldn't attend this recording. However, Bert Kreischer brought Mama-Bear LeeAnn. If you thought Bert was safe from being checked for an hour straight just because Tom wasn't there,... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

73 min listen

Ep. 13 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: On today's 2 Bears 1 Cave the music video that shook the internet to it's core is first seen by Bert Kreischer. This episode was recorded right as Tom Segura dropped his legendary music video and we get Bert's first reaction to seeing it for the first... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

62 min listen

Ep. 156 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about Tiger Woods, their kids playing sports, and what it takes to become an elite athlete. They try to figure out how they can raise freak athletes, discuss sports families, and debate if 2 Bears Racing is going to participate in the great Gumball 3000. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

80 min listen

Ep. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: The 2 Bears are back in the Cave this week for ANOTHER extra episode to help you stay safe at home! First, remember to check out Bert Kreischer's special "Hey Big Boy" and Tom Segura's special "Ball Hog" on Netflix now! The bears start off with... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

90 min listen

Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: The show begins with Bert recapping his weekend in Atlantic City, NJ after riding his bike there from Philadelphia, PA. This episode also has a "special" appearance from both wives, Christina P and LeeAnn. Plus, a brand new challenge that will... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

66 min listen

Body Hacks w/ Andrew Huberman | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 168: It’s another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear, Professor Andrew Huberman! They talk about Huberman’s rough and tough upbringing, psychedelics, and cannabis. Huberman gives some insight on brain function, tobacco use, supplements, and performance enhancement drugs. They discuss clean training, teaching while podcasting, explaining the need for sun light and good sleeping habits. They discuss importance of appearance, getting obsessed with stuff like Joe Rogan, and cold plunges. They encourage surrounding yourself with a diverse crowd, the creative process and Tom almost gives Andrew a heart attack. Tom asks Andrew about testosterone for women and to analyze Bert Kreischer's drinking. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

163 min listen

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81 min listen

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The Monarchy Sucks w/ Jim Jefferies | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 184

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