Do you believe that over-the-knee spankings are the lubricant of sexual discipline? Father Ebenezer Johnson breaks the seal of confession to tell us the story of Amy, a friend whose lifelong fantasies feature religious roleplay, Gregorian chants, and the catholic clergy. Will this elaborate Exorcist-inspired scene absolve Amy’s sins? And Dixie’s summertime work/play celebration this week involved a roadtrip (in Edna the Minivan) to Sex Geek Summer Camp. Was it worth 28 hours behind the wheel? #SisterGertrude #BirthdayGift #Sinner #Saint #BaseInstincts #SeduceTheGardener   Song: ’The Origin of Love’ (Mika)   Religious Roleplay l Institute of Higher Learning | Spiritual Orgasm | God’s Gift l Priest Frock l Vessel of God l Sexual Discipline l Theological Sexual Positions | College l Coed l Expelled | God’s Perfection l Fantasy l Craigslist Casual Encounters | Russian l Thorn Birds l The Exorcist l Fight the AntiChrist l Casual Sex l True Love l Open Relationship l Gregorian Chants l Spanking l Break Character l Upcoming Tour l Sex Geek Summer Camp l Thought Leader l   About our Storyteller:   Father Ebenezer Johnson was born and raised in Sodom, Alabama, and is a professor for the Department of Religion Sexual Development and Implementation at St. Christopher's College in Gomorrah, Utah.   His book, "Did Mary Have A Spiritual Orgasm Birthing Jesus?" is a best seller. He has an advanced degree in theological sexual positions, and has been on the cover of Undressed Priests three times (so far). Episode links:   KEEP THIS PODCAST GOING: Are you a fan of Bawdy Storytelling’s podcast and live shows? Please consider a donation (of any amount) to Bawdy. Don’t let the censors win…it’s been a tough battle and it’s still going but we’re still here, and we hope to be producing, archiving and sharing these true stories with you for a long, long time. Every dollar sent helps Dixie and her team continue this very important work. #DontLetThemEraseUs   Our donation links are:   BuyMeACoffee: buymeacoff.ee/bawdy Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour And THANK YOU!   What’s the Best way to support Bawdy? It’s through our Patreon. As a Bawdy Patreon member, your ongoing membership ensures that Bawdy can continue. Join Bawdy’s Patreon now and you’ll get exclusive Patreon-only content, and my eternal gratitude. Become a Member now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   My forthcoming Substack ’The Dixie Ramble' is at https://substack.com/profile/22550258-dixie-de-la-tour #Subscribe   What is Substack? Substack is an email newsletter platform (made up of text, audio, video, etc) known for its hands off approach to censorship. While there are still some publishing guidelines (no porn, hate speech or harassment, for example), the platform’s lack of gatekeeping has attracted both ground-breaking journalists and some seriously controversial writers”. https://blog.hootsuite.com/what-is-substack/   Enroll for my next storytelling workshop! Get on our mailing list now to find out when registration opens: https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   PRIVATE COACHING: Want to work one-on-one with me? I’m currently helping people to develop documentaries, craft personal stories for the stage, write book outlines, and even coaching for personal branding. I want to help you live the life that you’ve always dreamed about! I can help you communicate with clarity, give you the framework to ace that intimidating interview (and land your dream job), discover your own story (many people say working with me is faster and more effective than therapy)… Whether it’s getting onstage for the first time, writing your memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, We’ve got this. I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen!   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGot