We carb-load up on Pastafarianism, a religion Karen is signing up for but Bonnie can't handle the puns. 
Karen had seen images with people wearing colanders on their heads, even some paintings reimagined with God being replaced by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but she never knew much about the whole thing. Their God, Wikipedia, helps enlighten them on what is a great social statement on the division of church and state.