We review Greta Gerwig's new film, Barbie, and discuss its themes and representations. That includes the "Alan" men who don't do well in patriarchy, Ti Grace Atkinson's structural model of lesbians as rebels, Daily Wire commentator Michael Knowles interestingly correct take on the film, and the vital question of whether Margot Robbie is mid? We also discuss women wanting to be possessed by men, Jen's crush on Jodie Foster, decontructive comedy, Amy Schumer as Barbie, and more.WARNING: This episode includes spoilers.