We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Oil can’t believe it! Greta Thunberg arrested outside a London oil conference and the Mail has pics. Please do stop the music! Goldman Sachs CEO forced to give up his DJ side hustle says the Telegraph. Plus – The Political Sextrum. Do Guardian readers or Tory supporters get the best sex?

And the Extra bit: Sunny side up! The Star says the way you butter your toast tells us all about you.


Miranda Sawyer is joined by journalist Holly Thomas and comedian Marcus Brigstocke.


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