Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Dumb Boss = Broken Glass You only pay mileage for the shortest possible trip? Ok, then you have to pay my tolls. 2nd in command on the ship reprimands crew for not throwing over life rings during a man overboard drill. Next time through the drill, all but one life ring is thrown over the side, delaying the ship's patrol schedule by hours as it had to go around and retrieve all of them on the open ocean. "You wanted to watch it on pay-per-view, if we're paying for it, you need to keep watching" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.