Thanksgiving is a time of year that we look upon with reverence and find what we are truly thankful for. That's not what this movie is about... come along on this journey if you dare. 
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Right mart, fuck Hanover, black Friday, fight mart thxgiving massacre, weight family exonerated,  Mitch Collins, Reich mart,  the weight family foundation, Bobby di stasi golden arm, capotain diner, fightmart, McCarty party, thejohncarver, lizzie mcmullen, claude Scuba dybing, sheriff eric newlon, distasi towing company, Ryan baker, Dewey the cat, Manny, Doug, evan fletcher, the nicest guys are the most psycho they're just better at hiding it,  we're all gonna end up 50% off, e422n license plate, Plymouth east musketeers, Hanover hornets, police 58g3, death reign poster, Yulia, Ryan, Thanksgiving not thanksbuying, police 13b1, Randell ovens rule,  jessica Wright, cordage Park tunnel map, Kathleen weight, Thomas weight, gaby, all will be carved,  john carver mask, tonic the cat, bonus scene after credits,11/24/22
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