"Promoting the adoption of puppies and responsible pet care. Before the joke wags its tail, you've got five seconds to bark out the right answer. Ready to lead the pack?1st Joke: Why did the puppy refuse to play fetch?2nd Joke: Why was the dog such a good artist?3rd Joke: What's a dog's favorite city?4th Joke: Why did the dog sit in the shade?5th Joke: What did the dog say to its tail?Today's Riddle: Not a toy, but I'm cuddly and small, with wagging tails, I'll come when you call. What am I?Thanks for romping through today's fun with us. Sniff us out tomorrow for some sweet treats on Chocolate Covered Raisins Day!Jokes for Kids, Kid Jokes, Children Jokes, Funny Jokes for Kids, Silly Jokes, School Jokes"Subscribe to the daily newsletter. For a limited time we are offering 50% off our Premium Membership to get daily coloring pages, deeper parent content and more! If you want to share your funny bone with the world, submit your joke to us at theticklepickle.com