"Inspiring young people to express themselves through writing. Young writers, you have five seconds after the joke to draft your answer. Ready to write with wit?1st Joke: Why did the pencil become a writer?2nd Joke: What did the young writer say to the pencil?3rd Joke: How do young writers apologize?4th Joke: How do kid authors stay cool?5th Joke: What's a writer's favorite breakfast treat? Today's Riddle: I begin and end with ""E,"" yet I contain only one letter. What am I?That's all for today's literary laughs. Get your pets ready; tomorrow is National Pet Day!Jokes for Kids, Kid Jokes, Children Jokes, Funny Jokes for Kids, Silly Jokes, School Jokes"Subscribe to the daily newsletter. For a limited time we are offering 50% off our Premium Membership to get daily coloring pages, deeper parent content and more! If you want to share your funny bone with the world, submit your joke to us at theticklepickle.com