Send us a funny text!"Learning about turtles and tortoises and efforts to protect them. Ready for a slow and steady laugh? After the joke, you’ve got five seconds to shell out the right answer. Ready to win the race to fun?1st Joke: Why did the turtle never finish the race?2nd Joke: What do turtles use to communicate?3rd Joke: Why don't turtles like fast food?4th Joke: What's a turtle's favorite sandwich?5th Joke: Why did the turtle go to the party?Today's Riddle: I'm not a turtle, but I share their home, I'm there in the ocean where they might roam. What am I?That's all for our turtle tribute. Don't forget to share and come back tomorrow for an adventurous time on National Scavenger Hunt Day!Jokes for Kids, Kid Jokes, Children Jokes, Funny Jokes for Kids, Silly Jokes, School Jokes, Dad Jokes, World Turtle Day Jokes"Subscribe to the daily newsletter. For a limited time we are offering 50% off our Premium Membership to get daily coloring pages, deeper parent content and more! If you want to share your funny bone with the world, submit your joke to us at theticklepickle.com