Hot take? Closure is Bullsh*t. Welcome to Kim’s lesson on self-preservation. Rule #1: Stop begging the person who hurt you to heal you. Rule #2: The best way to “find” someone new is to stop hooking up with randoms. According to the streets, the girls are still losing sleep over men who refuse to define their relationship(yikes!). Kim’s advice? Close your legs to provisional men! Thanks to hookup culture, the girls forgot that s*x is power and should make you feel empowered— not desperate and alone. BIG NEWS! Kim is officially a free agent and no longer watches “The Devil Wears Prada” every week as a corporate coping mechanism. She now watches “Becoming Anna Delvey” to keep her motivated on her entrepreneurial journey! Her biggest takeaway? Never quit your side hustle for your 9-5.Timestamps for you <3[01:06] - The Job Breakup[06:57] - Edibles are edible?[13:00] - Tulum Chronicles[20:23] - “I'm Busy” Wars[23:11] - Closure is BS[25:50] - Let’s Get Celibate![36:12] - Weekly Pick Me UpLet's be friends!Step 1: LEAVE ME A 5-STAR REVIEW (bonus points for a compliment!)Step 2: Follow me on Instagram @richlittlebrokegrlsStep 3: oh, and  Join the RLBG Collective at richlittlebrokegirls.com/join for live updates and access to exclusive events & live conversations.Step 4: Follow the international pop star SlimKim on TikTok and Instagram!