Send us a funny text!"Celebrating fathers and father figures. Let's honor dads with humor! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to dad-joke the right answer. Listen until the end for today's fatherly riddle.1st Joke: Why did the dad love Father's Day breakfast?2nd Joke: Why did the dad take a photography class?3rd Joke: Why did the dad start a vineyard?4th Joke: Why did the dad call the bunch of angry carrots?5th Joke: Why did the kids plan a surprise for Father’s Day?Today's Riddle: I hang around dad’s neck, making him look smart and slick. What am I?That’s all for our fatherly fun. Come back tomorrow for some veggie humor on Eat Your Vegetables Day!Jokes for Kids, Kid Jokes, Children Jokes, Funny Jokes for Kids, Silly Jokes, School Jokes, Dad Jokes, Father's Day Jokes"Subscribe to the daily newsletter. For a limited time we are offering 50% off our Premium Membership to get daily coloring pages, deeper parent content and more! If you want to share your funny bone with the world, submit your joke to us at theticklepickle.com