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    First Contact: Spandex in Space, #2
    Prequel: Spandex in Space, #0
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    Spandex in Space Series

    By Savage Tempest

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    About this series

    Let's say the universe gave you three choices. Which adventure would you choose?

    A) Getting captured by trolls sporting soap resistant loincloths;

    B) Getting captured by bone-crushing cyborgs; or

    C) Negotiations to convince lizard warriors not to nuke your ship.

    Since meeting Commander Video and his scrawny star navigator, Solomon's luck keeps getting worse and worse.

    The trolls want something from him. Something evil. And, unfortunately, he'll have to work with his bleach blonde nemesis in order to survive.


    WARNING: First Contact includes Solomon getting down and dirty with twinks and trolls, shameless trash talking, light BDSM, and trolls getting hurt (because they deserve it). How the author mixes all of this in with comedy and space opera is undoubtedly a scientific miracle.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSci-Fi Hunt
    Release dateJan 22, 2018
    First Contact: Spandex in Space, #2
    Prequel: Spandex in Space, #0

    Titles in the series (2)

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      Prequel: Spandex in Space, #0
      Prequel: Spandex in Space, #0

      Prequel: Spandex in Space, #0

      Savage Tempest
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      Supreme Prime Minister of Peace Petra is having a good day. A delightful tryst with her accountant, a spy liquidated, and a prophesy reaching fruition... all in one refreshing morning. Disgusting, filthy aliens have invaded Synthra, and Petra, as incredibly gorgeous as she is smart, plans to use them to seize power on Synthra and crown herself queen. The alien who calls himself Commander Video, to Petra's surprise-- looks like one of Synthra's mythological gods. Except for the pink spandex shorts. He claims to be a Neophyte from another galaxy and on a mission to bring love, peace, and video content exchange to Synthra. A clever ploy to get Synthra to drop its defenses. But Petra will not be fooled by the alien's sordid lies or be taken in by his repulsive lickable alien lips and bulging biceps and hot sweaty thorax. All that matters is her domination complete.

      Supreme Prime Minister of Peace Petra is having a good day. A delightful tryst with her accountant, a spy liquidated, and a prophesy reaching fruition... all in one refreshing morning. Disgusting, filthy aliens have invaded Synthra, and Petra, as incredibly gorgeous as she is smart, plans to use them to seize power on Synthra and crown herself queen. The alien who calls himself Commander Video, to Petra's surprise-- looks like one of Synthra's mythological gods. Except for the pink spandex shorts. He claims to be a Neophyte from another galaxy and on a mission to bring love, peace, and video content exchange to Synthra. A clever ploy to get Synthra to drop its defenses. But Petra will not be fooled by the alien's sordid lies or be taken in by his repulsive lickable alien lips and bulging biceps and hot sweaty thorax. All that matters is her domination complete.

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      First Contact: Spandex in Space, #2
      First Contact: Spandex in Space, #2

      First Contact: Spandex in Space, #2

      Savage Tempest
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      Let's say the universe gave you three choices. Which adventure would you choose? A) Getting captured by trolls sporting soap resistant loincloths; B) Getting captured by bone-crushing cyborgs; or C) Negotiations to convince lizard warriors not to nuke your ship. Since meeting Commander Video and his scrawny star navigator, Solomon's luck keeps getting worse and worse. The trolls want something from him. Something evil. And, unfortunately, he'll have to work with his bleach blonde nemesis in order to survive. WARNING: First Contact includes Solomon getting down and dirty with twinks and trolls, shameless trash talking, light BDSM, and trolls getting hurt (because they deserve it). How the author mixes all of this in with comedy and space opera is undoubtedly a scientific miracle.

      Let's say the universe gave you three choices. Which adventure would you choose? A) Getting captured by trolls sporting soap resistant loincloths; B) Getting captured by bone-crushing cyborgs; or C) Negotiations to convince lizard warriors not to nuke your ship. Since meeting Commander Video and his scrawny star navigator, Solomon's luck keeps getting worse and worse. The trolls want something from him. Something evil. And, unfortunately, he'll have to work with his bleach blonde nemesis in order to survive. WARNING: First Contact includes Solomon getting down and dirty with twinks and trolls, shameless trash talking, light BDSM, and trolls getting hurt (because they deserve it). How the author mixes all of this in with comedy and space opera is undoubtedly a scientific miracle.

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