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    Rule 1: Megan and Emmett Volume II: Megan and Emmett, #2
    Nag Nag Nag: Megan and Emmett Volume I: Megan and Emmett, #1
    Ebook series2 titles

    Megan and Emmett Series

    By Kathy Steinemann

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    About this series

    Rules, rules, rules!

    Don't feed the cat bacon. Don't grab the closest fortune cookie. Don't give Lisa milk.

    And then there's Rule 1: Emmett is always right.

    Ha! Megan has her own take on that.

    Join retired couple Megan and Emmett, along with their family, as they conquer the challenges of retirement, neighbors who overstay their welcome, and dogs who leave poop landmines in the yard.

    Emmett says he married Megan for her wicked sense of humor.

    We know better.

    Will Emmett ever finish the chores in the job jar? Will he win his bet with Megan and get to buy a new Harley? And what will they do about the demanding cat monopolizing Megan's lap? The answers will amaze you.

    Oh — we can't forget the strawberries and whipped cream.


    Sorry. No spoilers.

    Are you ready for belly laughs, chuckles, and a tear or two?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherKathy Steinemann
    Release dateSep 29, 2016
    Rule 1: Megan and Emmett Volume II: Megan and Emmett, #2
    Nag Nag Nag: Megan and Emmett Volume I: Megan and Emmett, #1

    Titles in the series (2)

    • 1

      Nag Nag Nag: Megan and Emmett Volume I: Megan and Emmett, #1
      Nag Nag Nag: Megan and Emmett Volume I: Megan and Emmett, #1

      Nag Nag Nag: Megan and Emmett Volume I: Megan and Emmett, #1

      Kathy Steinemann
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      If you're allergic to laughter, get your meds ready. Nag Nag Nag will exercise your laugh muscles. It might even make you wet your pants. Megan and Emmett share many of the same quirks and problems as other married couples. The way they deal with them might take you aback. Discover how Emmett copes with Megan's nagging. Learn how Megan treats telemarketers. Her once-in-a-lifetime offer makes them hang up. Every time. Will Emmett ever fix the blasted dishwasher? You'll be shocked when you realize why it broke in the first place. And how does he get around Megan's cat rules? Granddaughters, Violet and Lisa, provide a few surprises and chuckles too, with the unique perspectives of youth. Their widowed mother, Marsha, is determined to raise her daughters right. That means healthy food like broccoli. Yuck! The difference between broccoli and snot is that kids don't eat broccoli. And we can't forget Sabrina, the Siamese cat. You'll find her meowing and purring her way into your heart as she careens around corners and wins the affections of the most unlikely characters. Nag Nag Nag will entertain you with laughs, tears, and unexpected twists.

      If you're allergic to laughter, get your meds ready. Nag Nag Nag will exercise your laugh muscles. It might even make you wet your pants. Megan and Emmett share many of the same quirks and problems as other married couples. The way they deal with them might take you aback. Discover how Emmett copes with Megan's nagging. Learn how Megan treats telemarketers. Her once-in-a-lifetime offer makes them hang up. Every time. Will Emmett ever fix the blasted dishwasher? You'll be shocked when you realize why it broke in the first place. And how does he get around Megan's cat rules? Granddaughters, Violet and Lisa, provide a few surprises and chuckles too, with the unique perspectives of youth. Their widowed mother, Marsha, is determined to raise her daughters right. That means healthy food like broccoli. Yuck! The difference between broccoli and snot is that kids don't eat broccoli. And we can't forget Sabrina, the Siamese cat. You'll find her meowing and purring her way into your heart as she careens around corners and wins the affections of the most unlikely characters. Nag Nag Nag will entertain you with laughs, tears, and unexpected twists.

    • 2

      Rule 1: Megan and Emmett Volume II: Megan and Emmett, #2
      Rule 1: Megan and Emmett Volume II: Megan and Emmett, #2

      Rule 1: Megan and Emmett Volume II: Megan and Emmett, #2

      Kathy Steinemann
      0 ratings
      0 ratings

      Rules, rules, rules! Don't feed the cat bacon. Don't grab the closest fortune cookie. Don't give Lisa milk. And then there's Rule 1: Emmett is always right. Ha! Megan has her own take on that. Join retired couple Megan and Emmett, along with their family, as they conquer the challenges of retirement, neighbors who overstay their welcome, and dogs who leave poop landmines in the yard. Emmett says he married Megan for her wicked sense of humor. We know better. Will Emmett ever finish the chores in the job jar? Will he win his bet with Megan and get to buy a new Harley? And what will they do about the demanding cat monopolizing Megan's lap? The answers will amaze you. Oh — we can't forget the strawberries and whipped cream. Sorry. No spoilers. Are you ready for belly laughs, chuckles, and a tear or two?

      Rules, rules, rules! Don't feed the cat bacon. Don't grab the closest fortune cookie. Don't give Lisa milk. And then there's Rule 1: Emmett is always right. Ha! Megan has her own take on that. Join retired couple Megan and Emmett, along with their family, as they conquer the challenges of retirement, neighbors who overstay their welcome, and dogs who leave poop landmines in the yard. Emmett says he married Megan for her wicked sense of humor. We know better. Will Emmett ever finish the chores in the job jar? Will he win his bet with Megan and get to buy a new Harley? And what will they do about the demanding cat monopolizing Megan's lap? The answers will amaze you. Oh — we can't forget the strawberries and whipped cream. Sorry. No spoilers. Are you ready for belly laughs, chuckles, and a tear or two?

    Author

    Kathy Steinemann

    Kathy Steinemann, Grandma Birdie to her grandkids, is an award-winning author who lives in the foothills on the Alberta side of the Canadian Rocky Mountains. She has loved words for as long as she can remember, especially when the words are frightening or futuristic or funny. Her career has taken varying directions, including positions as editor of a small-town paper, computer-network administrator, and webmaster. She has also worked on projects in commercial art and cartooning. Kathy's website: KathySteinemann.com

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